Wang shui

I am no longer surprised by what someone is willing to spend their money on in order to ejaculate some libido into their living space. Why they feel that given need at all is entirely their own affair, but I shan't be started by it. In fact, it's often more mystifying as to where they happen to find the furnishings that make their little hearts "giggity-giggity-goo!" It's not like you can stroll down to your local plumbing fixture store and wander out with a Virgin Mary you can take a whiz in. Equally doubtful would be hitting the local home furnishings outlet for a set of wooden breasts you can store things in or penis-shaped wall hooks.

Well, that enigma has been been at least partially solved. You can shop Cribcandy to get all that and more.

I think I'll stick with a home decor scheme that won't add me to a sex offender registry if someone under the age of majority happens to breeze past my open window, thank you very much.

I do have two questions however.

Does your dog really need their own sex toy? And is it just me or can you see some saucy wag planting pussy willow, tulips, or a rubber plant in item #5?

h/t to Fleshbot