Perfect for use with a Jimi hat

In case you hadn't heard, the newest participant in the celebrity sex video collection is doing so posthumously. Reportedly Jimi Hendrix in all his unclothed glory is available for your entertainment/titillation/review.

That translates to a DVD dubbed off of stock footage allegedly sitting in a dark corner of someone's storage gathering dust for decades. Image degradation, sound distortion, and other artifacts of age are of course very prominent though I'm sure they've been "remastered" and "retouched." Supposedly experts have proclaimed that it is definitely Mr. Hendrix in the footage getting it on all along the watchtower and blowing his not-so purple haze onto the person of his anonymous partner. Whether or not you find them credible is your choice.

I do find it very convenient that the big name draw is not around to confirm or deny his participation. It's not like people would actually stoop to plastering a celebrity's identity as blatantly and universally as possible to make a quick buck.

Stay tuned until next year when we might be treated to "John Wayne; Cum along Li'l Doggie Style" or "Janis Joplin's Juicy Groupie Gropes." I'll be the guy behind the counter with the bleeding eyes.