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Sweet Shiva on a strap-on! They've now come up with a pill that purports to increase the volume of a man's ejaculate.
I would ask why, but I know all too well that there is a percentage of humanity who either have a yen for copious servings of semen or believe that the more volume they can evacuate out their schwanz correlates to increased manliness. I can live with that. Whatever makes them happy and all that. Hell, in this case, it even provides me with another opportunity to make a buck off them.
On the other hand, it's a flat-out scam. I have yet to see any scientific documentation to suggest that the prostate can be chemically stimulated to release more fluid. The testes don't contribute much to volume. Sperm is pretty much an active ingredient in much the same way as yeast in bread dough.
Of course I could also just be lagging on my informational uptake and these pills truly will turn a man's spritzer into rupturing fire-hose. Maybe it's just me but it that theory is true, that sounds like it might cause the prostate to consequently increase in size to provide the added volume and aren't there already some negatives for having an enlarged prostate?
Ah the things people will risk or believe for the sake of vanity.
I just find it sad how easy it is to sell people on scams. Not enough to make me hesitate to fill their bag with a couple bills worth of snake-oil pills, but it does make me more contemptuous of my fellow man.
I would ask why, but I know all too well that there is a percentage of humanity who either have a yen for copious servings of semen or believe that the more volume they can evacuate out their schwanz correlates to increased manliness. I can live with that. Whatever makes them happy and all that. Hell, in this case, it even provides me with another opportunity to make a buck off them.
On the other hand, it's a flat-out scam. I have yet to see any scientific documentation to suggest that the prostate can be chemically stimulated to release more fluid. The testes don't contribute much to volume. Sperm is pretty much an active ingredient in much the same way as yeast in bread dough.
Of course I could also just be lagging on my informational uptake and these pills truly will turn a man's spritzer into rupturing fire-hose. Maybe it's just me but it that theory is true, that sounds like it might cause the prostate to consequently increase in size to provide the added volume and aren't there already some negatives for having an enlarged prostate?
Ah the things people will risk or believe for the sake of vanity.
I just find it sad how easy it is to sell people on scams. Not enough to make me hesitate to fill their bag with a couple bills worth of snake-oil pills, but it does make me more contemptuous of my fellow man.
posted by Lanius at 7:31 PM
3 Comments:
Ginseng. That's all I'm gonna say. :D
I would rather not have more to swallow..... *evil grin*
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Merrick - That's the first I've heard of that one.
Eden - Good taste keeps me from commenting on that one. *wry smile*
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