Fantastic week so far

Stupendous in the same way as getting caught in a stampede of rabid porcupines before plummeting off a cliff into a mélange of devils club, nettles, and fire ants.

And you have an audience.

With video cameras.

And they've recorded for posterity (and publication) every last girlie shriek and ineffectual flailing.

To put it another way, today has been "full of suck/fail."

I yearn to break, rend, and/or destroy.