Something good, something bad, and something funny

Good:

A gentleman effusively thanked me for helping him find a movie he'd been eager to find for a while as well as suggesting a new lubricant he now considers "da bomb."

Bad:

A young lady in need of a restroom paid back our consideration of allowing the use of ours by depositing what resembled half her body weight in fecal matter mounding out of the bowl.

Funny:

A group of three would-be patrons energetically pushing at the entry door for five minutes before I took pity upon their plight and pushed from my side. Yep, five minutes at least and none of them thought to try opening the door the other way let alone reading the small sign saying, "Pull."