I'd love to see the cards for this one

Someone else wants to add a holiday to the calendar to immortalize March 14th in the hearts and minds of the world, especially that of men. Behold the celebration of care and appreciation for males to make their very own; Steak and Blowjob Day.

As prone as I am to roll my eyes at the newest mania to force some semblance of contrived significance to a particular date, I must confess a degree of hesitance to dismiss this one. V day does happen to revolve a fair bit around the double X gender and though I'm sure the percentage of guys who really enjoy the whole romance thing is higher than they'd ever admit in public, it's still a touch biased. It's only fair that the XY set gets a little spoiling right back.

See, I can rationalize with the best of them.

Honestly, I happen to enjoy devouring the flesh of my fellow creatures. I'm all for any excuse that might serve to provide me with another steak-based meal. Flesh equals love.

I'm also not going to pass up the chance of hummer out of hand either. They feel really good and if a woman cares enough to let you put your penis in her mouth, that's a joyous thing.

Filet and Fellatio Forever!