Excellent timing

A flu bug must have decided I was irresistible late last night, because it's apparently conducting one hell of a party in my sinus cavities. How lovely. A day into the work week and I fall ill.

On the other hand, I get to work stoned on OTC medications.

Ah the memories of college that brings up.

Speaking of, ever started your work day with a ten-minute conversation with a man who does not speak or understand much English who happens to be looking for bestiality videos? Ten fully packed minutes of going back and forth with a guy who is just not catching the key concepts. It might have been less bizarre were it simply that he wasn't comprehending that not only did we not have it, but they're illegal videos. Nope, I had to establish that I understood what sort of videos he was referring to at least three times. Just so you know, if someone doesn't have the vocabulary to be confident they are conveying the information they feel needs to be transmitted, they will attempt to use gestures and sound effects. Twas an eye opening display.

Yep, that's why they pay me the big bucks.