Who would have thought?

It's largely a rare occurrence but on occasion my place of employment provokes some interesting offers. Whether it's uncommon as a function of a low percentage in the population or because I really don't socialize widely, I have no idea.

However, there are times when I find myself drawn into conversations with new people. As would be expected, my answer to the question of what I do for a living usually provokes a comment or two. Quite often there will be some polite but harmless questions as to what it's like. At times though, some woman of whom I am gaining acquaintance will focus on more salacious aspects.

Thus, I can find myself in short order being asked whether I've ever had any adventures. The most popular in this line of questioning is whether I've ever had someone hidden behind the counter give me a blowjob. Another popular variant is whether I've ever been enticed into the office or restroom for a torrid tryst. The answer to those queries is that no, I have never "gotten lucky" at work.

Would I like to?

Either the women I encounter all overlap on a specific aspect of their sense of humor or the idea of having sex with a relatively attractive adult store clerk on the premises is a more popular fantasy than I was aware and I've been passing up offers on the assumption they are jesting.

It's a fun little mental exercise to mull over on a night such as this.