From porn pusher to flesh peddler?

*ring ring*

Hello, thank you for calling Lanius' Lair of Lechery.

"I need a girl."

Congratulations. Thank you ever so much for sharing. Is there a reason you've actually called this store?

"Yeah, I was looking at your ad and I need a girl."

Oh I see, you got all excited looking at an advertisement for someplace that sells naughty things that you didn't bother to actually read it. Women aren't something we generally keep in stock on our shelves.

"Hunh?"

This is an adult store. There are no women here for sale or rent. If you want an inflatable doll or a rubber pussy or mouth, we can do that. Otherwise you're S.O.L.

"Oh."

*click*