I'm a sick puppy

A loving friend with a significant talent for finding odd things on the internet directed my attention to a novel little item.


The text from the online auction ad characterizes them as;

"For pets that have something to say, our Aria Banter Bands let them wear fun, doggie-themed slogans. Elasticized anklets slip on easily and fit comfortably. Assorted bright colors imprinted with black letters include Green (Run Fast), Orange (Fetch It), Purple (Beg Smart), Red (Bark Loud), and Yellow (Bite Hard)"

I however am a twisted little pervert. Immediately, my mind's eye had removed these heretofore innocuous bands from the limbs of canines and placed them instead around the penis and scrotum of guys who indulge in cock and ball torture or simply want to dress up their kink. Think of the entertainment value for those in the dominant role. I can't think of a single slogan available that wouldn't be suitable for one kinky pursuit or another. For instance, "Bark Loud" almost demands electro-stim or heavy bottoming.

I'm horribly tempted to buy a set to send to Matisse for the hell of it.