Zeez are not the balls you're looking for
*Ring ring*
Hello, Lanius' Lair of Lechery.
"Do you have videos"I swear, no one listens to phone greetings. They just wait until the talking noise stops and then engage their slobbering mouths. Yes we do. This would be a fact you would have known moments after I answered the bloody phone if you had bothered to use your auditory canals for something other than a cunning place to breed earwigs.
"Do you have 'Dragonball Zā?āSay again? Tell me I didn't just get asked if we carry that bombastic orgy of incomprehensible cartoon violence and marketing proving that American kids find anything irresistible as long as it's brightly colored, has some arbitrary ranking system, and requires no energy beyond converting nutrients to manure. Tell me this guy did not just start dialing numbers under some directory's "video" heading without reading the name of the business.
"'Dragonball Z.' Do you have any of the series? It's an anime."I hate you. I hate every last one of your genetically stunted and hideous stock. No, we don't have that title, nor anything similar, and we never will. I should perforate your colon with a Gargantua dong while screaming, "It's over nine-thousand!" Do some fucking research before you pick up the damned phone!
*Click*
2 Comments:
hehehe
Don't mind my lack of words. I haven't regained brain functioning yet.
You'll leave him yelling "The balls are inert!" ;)
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