Bling bang

The customers have let me down, despite amply demonstrating through my years that stupidity and viciousness knows no limits, anything I could currently relate would be boring and unfulfilling to consign into text.

So I decided to see if I could find anything amusing for today while my brain attempts to put itself back on my usual mental track. Viola! By way of Fleshbot, comes BRUNE & WÖHLKE.

Not sure she's getting the message when you present her with jewelry? Now you can make your intentions clear immediately. The little figures captured in the mid-tryst render even the need to speak the same language to secondary importance, provided they have functional vision.

Run a porn store or strip club and feel your wardrobe is lacking that certain wild or tawdry element you desire? A clear, blocky silicone ring with a guy mounting a woman over a desk is sure to get you noticed.

Silly me, I thought rings should possess some degree of aesthetics and preferably gracefulness. If you hit the link, you want to hit "Sommerlinge" and then the "Sexring" tabs.