Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Into the great wide open.

Ever had those moments when you desire to look deep within yourself? Had longings to gain a clear and unambiguous understanding of your own private self?

Depending on what sort of self discovery you're seeking, not to mention gender, your opportunity may well be at hand. Indeed, you too can immortalize your girly bits not only capturing every detail of the labia and clitoral hood, but casting the internal dimensions all the way to the cervix! They now have the technology!


Sure it looks a bit like an ergonomic gear shift knob, but think of the benefits. You could place it cunningly as a seemingly eccentric sculpture and snicker behind the backs of your unsuspecting guests. You would have visual proof of your claims of tightness or refute allegations to the contrary. Even better, you would be able to point out EXACTLY where the G-spot is to that skeptical lover who has the direction sense of spun toddler. Hell, thrill your inner geek with the means to exactly calculate your own internal volume.

Personally, I could see a new emergence of the pocket pussy with the introduction of (relatively) inexpensive means to create complete vaginal molds; so realistic it was molded inside and out from a real woman. Just imagine the reengineered ranks of celebrity toys. You could go virtual all the way to the tactile.

I wonder if public demand will meet their expectations. Fleshbot runs across some of the most esoteric stuff at times.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm speechless!

11:42 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

The technology is amazing these days. Writing for the website has opened my eyes even wider. I personally believe I do not need to see the inside of my body, hence why it is on the inside. My doctor once showed me the chunk he hole punched out of my cervix for a biopsy. Traumatic.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Jeanne S said...

Ew, ick, nooooo.

6:50 PM  
Blogger Wendy said...

I WANT THIS!!!!

1:57 PM  
Blogger Mummy said...

I totally want this, to prove I am unreasonably tight and fabulous.

11:12 PM  

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