Well fuck me gently on a pogo stick...

It seems like someone has decided that such a statement should not be strictly figurative. Thus the FantasyGlide looks to have sprung to reality. I have two of the bouncy devices awaiting my attention to piece together for our customers to marvel over. They come in a one or two "seat" model, thus we have one of each.

In case you are disinclined to perform further research or click the link to the picture, the company describes the product thusly;

"The FantasyGlide is a 50-inch tall, spring-loaded 'pogo stick' - for lack of a better description - that features a height-adjustable handle and cradle to where you mount your favorite vibrator or dildo. The user simply 'pogos' up and down on the pole's handle to achieve vaginal, or anal, penetration and stimulation."

It would be hard to state it clearer than that. I'm not sure if either of them are going to fly off the shelves to delight customers, but I have a strong suspicion I will be providing quite a few closer looks and answering a daunting sum of questions about them.

In the meantime, I don't think I shall be able to think of "Tigger's" song without cracking a seriously deranged smirk.