Friday, April 27, 2007

Another gap in the educational system?

I got to help two young ladies the other night. Both women were on the higher end of stylish dress; looking well put together without being ostentatious or skanky. Their hair was clean and styled casually. Makeup was applied lightly. When they conversed, their grammar and vocabulary while not stellar was solid suggesting they'd gotten more out of primary education than year books and tales of cut classes. Suffice to say, they did not present themselves as dim bulbs.

Then, one of them espied a DIY pussy mold. They contemplated it for a few moments before I politely inquired if they had any questions. Consequently I was asked how one kept all the "stuff" off the mold. I then learned upon seeking clarification on this question that they were both concerned about the molding material not only entering their vaginal passage, but about secretions.

Holy Hand grenades of Herne! And here I was thinking they were worried about getting pubic hair caught or perhaps a labia adhering. Foolish me.

I would think that any given woman would be aware that her bits are not a moist analogue to a belly button. The system does not spend significant lengths of time open to the environment. The labia as well as various muscles keep the entrance sealed pretty securely. Pressing a tray of molding media to their genitals is not going to cause more than superficial inroads toward penetration. All the kit does is provide a three dimensional portrait if you will of the twat. You get a slab of flesh-like rubber to pet or look at. No depth involved.

On to the next subject; secretions. Unless the genitals to be immortalized are suffering a profoundly aggressive infection, what little might be there could be taken care of by the application of a damp washcloth. It's basic hygiene. And honestly, if someone's going to be making a body cast, one of the first things they're going to want is a clean prepared area. It's a non-concern.

In any case, they declined further interest in the kit and purchased a shrink cream.

Indeed, these lasses have some pussy anxiety or prize asses for lovers. I hesitate to think of the damage they may do to themselves in pursuit of tighter more aesthetic bits. I already despair of the gaps in their understanding of personal anatomy they seemed to reveal.

3 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

I have found that many women are completely unfamiliar with their own anatomy. Tragically ignorance that leaves me in abject shock every time. For instance, we once took a survey, asking women how many "holes" they have. Some said one; some said two. Very few actually said three, distinguishing the vagina from the urethra opening. I could not accept how someone could not know something so basic about their own body and how it functions. I could go on, but the ignorance is rampant. I don't know if it comes from the subject not being discussed or what.

1:19 PM  
Blogger DCchick said...

I seriously want your job for just a day.

At least you are constantly entertained...whether it's stupidity or not.

10:51 AM  
Blogger Lanius said...

Chris - From what I gather, the school systems don't want to linger over those areas of the anatomy for fear of someone getting uncomfortable or calling them prurient. But honestly, if the students are old enough for them to be taught about the form and function of the body, one has to assume they have the mental maturity to handle it. To do anything less is negligent.

DC - Aw, but just a day will not reveal to you the lush panoply that is sexually active humanity. However, you have a point about the entertainment value. I couldn't remain with a job if I was not entertained one way or another.

11:20 AM  

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