One small fap for man, one giant fap for mankind.

The days pass and thoughts turn to stocking stuffers. Depending on where you find yourself, the concept of "stockings" and "stuffing" can take some explicitly carnal turns. In fact, I am so often exposed to that chortled witticism that were I to strike each customer who decides to brighten my day by referencing it; I would have a serious case of tennis elbow. It would make for a decent "cardio workout" however if that happens to be your thing.

Needless to say, the entire concept of "stuffing" is arguably the premier premise of the adult industry. It is the monolithic Alexandrian Lighthouse by which the sexual marketplace navigates. Pornography would falter in perplexed confusion without being able to capture someone or something invading someone else's physical person. A vast majority of toys would lose all relevance without some orifice to replicate or fill. Let's face facts, human sex is based on "tab A" inserting in "Slot B", rinse, repeat.

Thus, it is that I look with interest upon the frontier edge of the industry. Just how will technology be utilized to elicit the bigger, better orgasm? We already have faux flesh under a handful of trademarked names. Every new generation mimics the human body a little better. Provided the lack of body heat inherent in the products doesn't put you in mind of fornicating with excised pieces of cadaver (Unless that's your fetish, in which case, go to it. This avenue is MUCH more sanitary and legal.) these items can be quite good. I wouldn't be surprised if in a handful more years, they'll not only provide them with heating elements, but will also talk back. Some guy in a board meeting may in the not so distant future receive erotic text messages from his Real Doll.

However, I digress. I ran across this little beauty. Sure it resembles a Power Ranger's colon polyp, but that's the style of cutting edge technology. Or that would be the propaganda line they seem intent on handing out. Take a peek under the hood as it were and the schematic puts one in mind of some finely milled component to keep a pilot's skin from being peeled off under high G forces or perhaps to launch some multi-million dollar equipment toward a distant planetary body, instead of something envisioned as having a guy insert his erection into.

Now I guess, I get to find out how long it will take before it hits the shelves and/or customers start asking about it. What can I say, men are fickle when it comes to cock-sockets. I doubt it's going to be inexpensive though.

The beat of innovation goes on, or perhaps it just beats off. At least the tools at its disposal are formidable.