All about the cock on the walk.

I've been enduring a spate of men passing through the store in the last few days. At the extreme risk of being labeled as racist, these particular men have been of Hispanic decent. Given that although the spate has only recently suggested itself as a topic, the trend has been established back to my first days working in this business. This suggests to me that perhaps there is a cultural element at play.

As it seems to happen, there are four items that top the list for most popular purchases amongst this group: Enhancing pills, penis pumps, large/extra-large condoms, and cock-rings.

Call me odd, but I can detect a certain variation on a theme, a pattern emerging. These men seem to be highly focused on penis size, especially in the direction of having the biggest. My suspicion is that their "macho" or "machismo” is guiding their actions. I find it hard to believe that such a general group would exhibit physiologic aspects requiring penis anxiety.

So they take the pills and always seem to look for the newest, "best" pill on the market. They buy the pumps and always ask which will give them the most results.

What baffles me is why I am often asked by this subset for the larger size condoms statistically more often than any other group. The initial conclusion would be that statistically, they require the larger size more. Except, in many cases, after questioning me for several minutes over which condoms are which size, they'll buy a regular brand. Or in the case of those who insist on purchasing the biggest they can find, they'll add some soft elastic rings to their purchase. Thus my actual hypothesis that they're buying for the type and making things fit.

I can't help but wonder why they go through the hassle. It seems to me that the constant struggle to match their own mental yard-stick of how and what makes them masculine enough would in reality erode their confidence and leave them perpetually paranoid of displaying some self-perceived shortcoming.

On the other hand, the store's ledgers greatly appreciate them.