Thursday, November 30, 2006

I Bukkake in the name of Global Justice!!!

Well I’m back. Did ya miss me?

Don’t worry, you’ll get the scope zeroed in in no time. Just please police your brass.

Anyway, someone was kind enough to call my attention to Global Orgasm.

“The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!”

I’m as eager as the next guy for an excuse to enjoy an orgasm. They’re really quite a nice thing in my experience, both personally and those of partners.

However, I have to ask just how long has it been since they set down the bong. I think the patchouli has entered the blood-stream. Do these morons honestly think that six billion people spoofing at once is going to do more than incrementally increase the ambient humidity in their proximity?!

Loki’s ball-stretcher, what next? Telling people that they can disarm the world if only they could give everyone a happy? Set aside your hand-grenade and get a hand-job. Give up your armored Hummer for an enthusiastic hummer. Forget fox-holes, let’s fuck holes. Soon the United Nations will resound with the sound of “fapping” and peace and sexual fluids will spill out through the halls.

What a crock of shit.

Idealism is one thing, but Krishna’s throbbing hemoroids do people really need to take this shit so far that paranoid schizophrenics are stopping to say “Woah, that’s some seriously fucked up shit right there.”

For those of you thinking my title is a tad familiar, I’ve adapted a quote from Randy K. Milholland’s comic “Something Positive”. The man seriously rocks.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

glad you're back!

8:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have missed your posts. Lol. I agree completely. Hippies with a hard on.

3:54 PM  

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