Wait, it takes more than a quick peck and a lick?

The other night I had a woman come in looking for something that would let her boyfriend last longer.

No problem, this is not unusual. I showed her the selection of delaying sprays and crèmes.

At this point, she comes back with the information that she’s already got one and it’s not doing the job.

Because I’m a conscientious sort, I inquired as to how this was coming about. I guess in her case, regardless of the delaying spray, he still reaches orgasm long before she’s close and then he’s useless for the way she wants to achieve orgasm.

The only thing I could suggest in addition to what she’s already using was to possibly try a cock ring and have him spend more time devoted to foreplay for her.

She and her companion laughed, both women highly amused at the notion of the man in question putting forth such effort. The moment ended and I made a modest sale, but the exchange lingers in my head.

Sure the women were young and stupid in the grand scheme of sex, but why the hell does it seem to be such a universal problem?! Time after time, women come in looking for some way for someone to have an orgasm from sex besides their male counterpart.

I think I blame it on the American culture, especially from the male viewpoint. There was an advertising campaign for a fast food chain that proclaimed if it weren’t for them, some guys would starve. It made for cute commercials, however, there was more truth to that statement than not. I know more than a few men who are totally lost if presented with food preparation more complex than “put in microwave, set for two minutes, and eat.”

It’s the American male’s right to be presented with food that only requires consumption to enjoy. Forget cooking, it either shouldn’t require it or someone should do it for them. They don’t want to wait. Appetite must be fed immediately.

I think this has translated across into sex. Forget unwrapping. Forget foreplay. She should come to the bed accessible and lubed up. If he’s feeling like going the extra mile, he might insert himself into her body himself and make a few thrusts, but if he manages to squeeze out his couple teaspoons of tadpoles, he’s done his part. Big day, sleep now.

And it seems like more and more women are willing to them get away with it. WTF?!

If you aren’t willing to bust your ass to be the best lover you can be, you don’t deserve to be having sex.

In the meantime, it looks like I’ll be doing a brisk business in vibrators.