Possessed of an uncanny awareness of his surroundings.

*Ring Ring*

Thank you for calling Lanius' Lair of Lechery.

"Hi. Do you sell massage oils?"

Yes we do.

"Great. Um, where are you located? My boyfriend can't find you. He's on the corner of Widget Street and That Way."

In that case he's literally right across the street.

Laughter. "Across the street?"

Yep. Big flourescent puce structure.

"You're kidding, he's that close?"

Yep.

"Thanks." Giggle.

*Click*

Yeah, he was a special sort. From time to time I'd peek out the door to see him wandering around lost a scant number of feet distant. Took him a good ten minutes to put all together and hit my doors.

It's good to laugh.