Is that supposed to bother me?
Bleh. It's midweek and I'm harried and uninspired. Oh well, tomorrow is not today.
I shall however share an amusing anecdote from recent events.
It is a rare and hilarious treat to witness a man brimming with heart-felt sincerity attempt to chastise my store as being prejudiced because we do not stock pipes suitable for smoking meth or crack. Furthermore, as we have no plans to ever carry such items, it is an injustice of poignant import. For shame, however shall he ingest his highly toxic and illegal chemicals if no one sells him the implements?
You know, I'm completely OK with that. I somewhat wish I had a way to record his oration for future laughter/ridicule. The best jokes are the one's you never expect.
Feel my scathing persecution, junkie!
I shall however share an amusing anecdote from recent events.
It is a rare and hilarious treat to witness a man brimming with heart-felt sincerity attempt to chastise my store as being prejudiced because we do not stock pipes suitable for smoking meth or crack. Furthermore, as we have no plans to ever carry such items, it is an injustice of poignant import. For shame, however shall he ingest his highly toxic and illegal chemicals if no one sells him the implements?
You know, I'm completely OK with that. I somewhat wish I had a way to record his oration for future laughter/ridicule. The best jokes are the one's you never expect.
Feel my scathing persecution, junkie!
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