Friday, September 01, 2006

Not gonna swing it today?

Like any adult store worth the time to investigate, we stock sex swings. For those unfamiliar with the item, the swings are usually comprised of a seat and various straps to support limbs and torso in assorted postures and poses. Spin them, rock them, work them with your pelvis like a boxer on a light bag. The very sight of a sex swing invariably sets the consumer's mind whirling.

And as with every item that proclaims hot, rambunctious, unapologetic sex to those that set eyes upon it, it is hugely popular for people to "ooooh and ahhh" over. If I don't answer more questions involving the swings than anything else in the store, I'll be startled.

On the other hand, the swings do not move out the door tucked under the arm of some gleefully anticipating customer all that often. People can be stubbornly cheap. I know the margin we have on those items and it's far from unreasonable.

Why someone would want to trust the safety of their sexual partner in a device intended to suspend them a few feet off the floor to the lowest bidder is beyond me. If you're only paying fifty bucks for it, unless you've got a sweet connection to someone with the right skills, you're going to be paying the rest in medical bills.

Some things are high ticket items for a good reason. So don't try to lay some half-assed line that you can get it far cheaper than we have it for. When someone can get seriously hurt, buy for quality.

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