Did it ever occur to you this might not be wildly successful?
The other day, a nifty little white ribbon pin surfaced here at work. Allegedly, an activist visited the store and handed out pins to the staff. Talk about a class act in the first place. But it gets better. If you are unaware of what the associated meaning of this little bit of ribbon is purported to be, you’re in for a treat.
It reads and I quote:
“Stop Pornography
Stand for Decency”
In a PORN store.
Surrounded by people buying, watching, and renting pornographic materials.
In front of staff supported by said people buying, watching, and renting pornographic materials.
Don’t you think you’re trying to piss up a rope with that one here, Champ? You’re either sporting a serious set of balls or a spongy tumor masquerading as a brain. No one in here is going be even remotely receptive of your message. Why don’t you go to an oil refinery and pass out pamphlets condemning the oil industry. Or perhaps visit a brewery and distribute prohibition literature. I’m sure they’re going to just flock to hear what you have to say.
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