Thursday, August 17, 2006

All lubed up and loathing.

I was looking forward to somewhat more placid post today.

That was before hitting work and finding the lube order had come in. This in and of itself should have been a happy event. More product in, gaps filled, and happy customers.

This, however, does not take into account that our supplier is staffed by the syphilitic by-blows of necrotic sea-monkeys and pedophilic nematodes! The products and sizes we most critically need to restock are, of course, on back-order. This is actually code for, "you'll get them when Satan's hemorrhoids freeze off." But wait, that's not all.

To "fluff" up the order and make sure they could collect the whole order price, they've apparently sent along several items that I did NOT order on the assumption that we're either complete morons who won't notice or that we won't find it important enough to raise a stink over.

I am most displeased.

Oh well, it's not like I have anything more important to do than clean-up someone else's mess. Especially one we paid them to vomit upon our shoes.

Tomorrow shall be a discussion. Tomorrow they shall meet the blood-soaked axe of diplomacy.

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