Wicked widget.

I get bombarded by sexual products to an unholy degree. Sometimes a stack of vibes will topple over on me or a couple hundred DVDs attempt to stampede in my direction, however, most of the time it's a lot less literal. And easier to clean up.

For about the first year I worked in this strata of retail, I was in a regular state of fascination. It's a wide, varied world out there where the pursuit of orgasms are concerned. It honestly didn't take all that long for me to get inured to the products that surrounded me, but then something else would pop up such as a cast-iron parachute ball-stretcher, which would be something unknown and passingly interesting once again. Years later, I am much more prone to notice workmanship, materials, price, etc rather than the intended "moist motion" factor.

Nonetheless, now and again I'll see something that entices me to step outside the professional mind-set and just think about how cool it would be to play with. If you haven't taken a peek at the Liberator sex shapes, it's worth a look. Well, at least once. Sure they're just fancy pillows, but there is something about simplicity of design that appeals to me. Besides, a few of them would come in quite handy for reading in bed. What can I say, I'm a bookish letch.

I'm not sure I'd ever drop a couple hundred bucks for one, but they do look well put together, come in a few colors (even if they do seem to lean heavily in the animal print), and offer some nice flexibility. If it's your thing, you can even shackle your lover to them.

Have enough cash and you can make your own "fucking futon".

Enjoy your weekend. (If you have a chance, take a peek at Susie's blog. Today's was price-less.)