Fresh out of the box.
We tape up our toys before they go out on the floor. If you missed my entry touching on why, in a nut-shell, it's because people can't keep their hands to themselves.
Many people never notice the tape. For some of those, the tape serves a wonderful job as tamper-evidence for when I descend like the flaming sword of a sex god upon their heathen heads.
However, there are those who do notice the tape. And of those, some will ask me quite sincerely if the toy has been previously used.
Granted I can certainly see why such a thing would matter, but Freya's Rusty Bed-Springs no!
Where the bloody fuck have YOU been shopping?!
I don't know any adult business that will take back used adult novelties. Perhaps the manufacturer, but I'd expect they have the mechanism in place to deal with those products safely. I know for damned this store is not going to be handling "gently used" toys.
posted by Lanius at 6:42 PM
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Hell, the very idea of a 'gently used' dildo has me creeped out. You really don't know where (and in whom or in what) it's been ... ick. And I guess people should know that with adult toys, at least, you can't exactly "try before you buy."
A good thing about keeping the products taped is probably the fact that no one can pick up (for example) rubber dildos to bonk their buddies on the head.
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