Suspicion
Sometimes it really doesn't pay to have both a very active imagination and rampant distrust of one's fellow man.
Had a guy come in and buy out entire floor stock of unlubricated condoms.
Sure. Perhaps he was stocking up for a Caligula-cotillion with an impressive lube buffet complete with hot and cold running decontamination shower.
However, I feel a bit "mulish" on the subject, especially when he paid by peeling twenties off a fat bundle.
Here's hoping for a nasty case of acid reflux.
Had a guy come in and buy out entire floor stock of unlubricated condoms.
Sure. Perhaps he was stocking up for a Caligula-cotillion with an impressive lube buffet complete with hot and cold running decontamination shower.
However, I feel a bit "mulish" on the subject, especially when he paid by peeling twenties off a fat bundle.
Here's hoping for a nasty case of acid reflux.
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Drug smuggling, what?
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