Porn is bloody disturbing sometimes

Some time ago, I discovered a novel little page where some deranged maniac decided the internet really needed a list, or text-based freak show if you will, of the adult industry's spawn. Jared aptly titles it "Pornographic Nightmare Fuel."

It can be found beyond this link.

For someone like me who spends a significant portion of his work week in the world that pants forgot, the list has become almost a morbid scavenger hunt list. More often than I would have imagined have I located one of his infamous subjects lurking innocuously upon the shelves in the hopes someone unsuspecting would take it home. In a couple of cases, they have tended to be popular purchases. I refuse to speculate on why any given movie listed would top someone's "must-have-this!" list, I'm more than happy enough to ring up their purchase.

As an aside, he does make a good point at the beginning. It truly can be great fun to sit back and heckle the film MST3K-style or run your own soundtrack to the action. Perhaps if I get truly ambitious I will select a movie at random and splice together Mike Rowe's voice to run along with it to make my very own extra special episode of "Dirty Jobs."

Imagine if he tried out the profession of fluffer. Dirty job or deadliest catch? Only the clinic knows for sure.

Right. As if there was any doubt I am overdue for the weekend.