Just a hint

If the first thing out of your mouth when you come in is, "Don't touch anything," at a scant notch below a bellow, you will be putting the wrong foot forward.

If you repeatedly tell your companions, "Remember, don't touch the walls," again at a volume guaranteed to carry through the entire building, you will have pissed off the store staff. In addition, you've probably offended most of the patrons of the store as well.


It was a good thing our janitorial staff had already left by that point or they probably would have been challenged to pistols at dawn.